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Poster: Scrim Date: Nov 15, 2007 12:21pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: McNally interview re UMass Symposium

Tito is at the end of his rope. He's broke, lost his ride, and needs to get to the next Dead show. All he has left is his dog, Smokey. He spies a likely yuppie couple on the way to their Porsche. He says, "Excuse me, I'm broke and I want to sell my dog for bus money. He's a special dog, he even talks! Ask him something." The man seems appalled, but the woman is intrigued. "Oh Dale, that would be so kewl! OK, doggie, what's your favorite dead song?" Smokey barks "Wharf, wharf, wharf". The couple laugh at this and leave, without buying Smokey, of course. Smokey looks at Tito and says, "maybe I should have said Playin'?"